now its been a while since i made a shortcake but it is supposed to actually involve the entire strawberry plant right
i think so
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
im actually crying
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.
hearin a really shitty pun
makin a really shitty pun